They say those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Let’s hope we’ve learned something, if only how to use “Google” as a verb. I don’t think we could stand another decade of a host of people, places and things that gave us indigestion in the last decade.
No, Virginia, it wasn’t your imagination. This decade has been a rougher than a cat’s tongue.
Yet despite all the best-of/worst-of stories that floated about at the end of last year, the decade doesn’t end until Dec. 31, 2010.
That’s plenty of time for another disaster.
They say those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Let’s hope we’ve learned something, if only how to use “Google” as a verb. I don’t think we could stand another decade of this:
9/11, WMD, H1N1, SARS, AIDS, TARP, TMZ, ACORN, Fox, apps, iPOD, iPAD, JLo, MSM, MSNBC, bird flu, Walmart, daisy cutters, Daisy Dukes, dance shows, redux, Tora Bora, chads, Brooks Brothers riot, That One, spider holes, al-Qaida, Osama, Obama, Oprah, Baghdad, Barry Bonds, Brett Favre, Britney, Bernie Madoff, Paris Hilton, perp walk, wardrobe malfunction, Brangelina, Tiger & Elin, Jon & Kate, Kate & William, pirates, hockey moms, fair and balanced, MySpace, texting, sexting, recounts, climate change, Kanye, Katrina, Wall Street, smart phones, Haiti, Hogwarts, hybrids, don’t ask, don’t tell, Beyonce, Balloon Boy, Bieber Fever, Bear Stearns, bear market, Martha Stewart, Saddam Hussein, SpongeBob, Shock & Awe, soccer moms, mama grizzlies, celebrity rehab, 3-D, reality TV, tea parties, Party of No, helicopter parents, Taliban, Teletubbies, tsunamis, teachable moments, Rwanda, embeds, immigration, Rudy, China, Condi, Conan, Hillary, Senator Hillary, Secretary of State Hillary, Facebook, friend me, birther, tweets, truthiness, Drudge, Craigslist, YouTube, eBay, Qusay & Uday, Daily Show, doughnut hole, Iraq, Iran, Enron, Islam, LeBron, Pakistan, Darfur, Dubai, Glenn Beck, bailouts, blogging, Blackwater, Appalachian Trail, American Idol, Avatar, Kim Jong Il, Jon Stewart, Guantanamo, Kandahar, crackberries, Dubya, Deepwater Horizon, Glee, Lady Gaga, greenhouse gas, jumping the couch, pants on the ground, values voters, Grand Theft Auto, ricin, Princess Diana, Somalia, Ground Zero, Eminem, Ahmadinejad, Palin, Putin, Pelosi, person of interest, Jersey Shore, gluten, stimulus, Wikipedia, WikiLeaks, Michael Jackson, Michael Vick, Real Housewives, apology tours, Shanksville, Scooter Libby, who let the dogs out? Recession, fo’ shizzle, Amazon, Abu Ghraib, mortgage fraud, gay marriage, climategate, Rush, John Edward, John Edwards, DREAM, Dixie Chicks, mortgage-backed securities, meltdowns, Virginia Tech, Kabul, Wii, Miss Cleo, cash for clunkers, I’m not a witch, known knowns and unknown knowns, Fort Hood, hope and change, public option, nuclear option, Mumbai, 99ers, Salahis, body scanners.
OMG, we survived it. Mission accomplished.
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